G.R.T.B.R

my friends, we have just found techno heaven.

not to mention, we have just found cool female djs playing this techno, AND a hot chick (who in all probability was a stripper) who does this crazy slithering thing around the pole.

she was hot and sammii was just gaping (twin, just gape..dont be shy marr)

so girl night at prince of wales turned out to be a decent amount of fun. i only hated that it was so dark inside. you just couldn't check anybody out at all. not like there was anybody to check out anyway, you know their typical dykey dyke pattern. there were about a hundred shanes in there, though im hard pressed to say anybody actually looked as good as the real shane. claude spotted a blonde hottie (that sarong party girl! tsk!), sam was spotted by a creepy butch who just wouldnt stop looking (even after i did that protective this-is-my-girlfriend-therefore-i-have-her-wrapped-in-my-arms thing people do), and i got groped twice.

the first one i am almost certain it was an intentional grope. like there i am, happily dancing with the rest of them and for like 3 seconds, there is some serious cuppage going on behind me, quite literally. i swore i was so scared i did not turn to see who it was. like in all probably, it was probably some scary 50 year old leathered bull dyke right? the second time i was not so sure. i cant decide it if was a grope or an accidental brush. either way, i was not a happy camper.

party tonight. will in all likelihood come home a drunken mess. but its a saturday, so really, whats new?

ps/ might i add, i spent 3 hours at the RMIT library yesterday, hand-copying quotations from about 15 different books on communism. pain staking is the word. and well desereved drunk fest are the words i will recite to myself tonight.

deepest blue - give it away

okay so i think i have a doppelganger or something because according to the sign in sheet at my politics tute, i have gone for all but one tute, when the truth is, i have probably missed like four in the past month. maybe the hottie mischa barton look-a-like is helping me sign in...i mean, we have done group work a couple times together, and we almost always sit at the same table... so you never know right?

alright, alright who am i kidding. i have a fucking doppelganger.


at any rate, filming today was quite the harrowing experience. kudos to weiwei, big time. i think sam developed lovely arm muscles from holding up the light. and i have probably developed emphysema from the number of times we had to re shoot that smoking scene. oh sammii, the SPECIAL things you put me up to..you dont even need to say it, i already know how much you love me.

i feel we all need to relax tommorow before we kill overselves with work during the weekend. beers (and pepsi max) and dvds with my twinnie and the homies and twin, i feel you ought to make tiramisu for dessert tommorow. :D

and claud, you had better call me tommorow. dont think i dont know you've been cheating on me again! wahahaahah.. JAY BEE! YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN!

muchos muakies (i am so loving this line right now) sweetie lynn who's quite ill in bed right now.


NOTE TO SELF & TWIN:
britney spears live
7:30pm
channel 10



*addendum at 1:45am: WINKIE TAN WENLENE! why you disappear on me? you got me all excited talking about michelle ang and then you leave me high and dry. there is no love i tells you.


john butler trio - zebra

finally! the god damn paper is in.
can i get an amen?

have not slept for the past two nights. feeling quite grumps at this moment..understandably. hooray, i get to sleep for a grand total of TWO hours before twinnie comes over to film. you got me at my worst twin. eyebags, red eyes all.

a quiz, from weiwei, while i wait for the sleepies to set in. thats the oddest thing about going without sleep dont you think? when you're doing your work, all you want to do is sleep. there i was at 6 in the morning, scrambling to finish my paper and i remember what wei tells me about putting menthol in your eye. now i dont know if she was fucking around with me or not, but i was desperate. let me tell you, listerine in your eye works like a charm (far better than toothpaste). i was also probably dangerously close to blinding myself...but that's another story for another day.

this reminds me of kevan telling me to put ash in my eyes before seeing the doctor. apparently, ash turns your eyes REALLY red. that, i dont think i will try. listerine is one thing, ash is a whole different type of kooky. :D

oh damn forgot to cut and paste the title of this damn thing. but basically, its like first word in your head type of thing. probably not that good to do this quiz right now as all i can think about are the poor prostitutes in thailand (paper).

..snow?: angels
..rain?: destroyed shoes
..tornado?: shit
..summer love?: habitual (dont blame me, im just a harlot)
..Jon?: jonathan brandis?
..Mike?: testing one two three
..Shea?: sexy (i'm thinking SHEER to be honest)
..banana?: phallic
..dizzy?: eat
..Laura?: laura ashley??
..Juan?: don juan blabla whatever his name is
..car?: pool
..white?: bread
..peppermint?: gum
..New Found Glory?: sucks
..placebo?: bisexual
..orange juice?: breakfast
..candid camera?: smile (you know..like the song..smileeee you're on candid camera)
..sister?: bliss (bcos jev keeps talking about her)
..brother?: fax machine
..hate?: stephanie sim (being honest marh)
..school?: essays
..President?: claud (her msn name wahaha)
..football?: gang rape
..rap?: presents (again, thinking WRAP)
..pop?: goes the weasel
..rock?: abs (like rock hard abs??)
..punk?: dun play punk!
..sex?: tits
..death?: god
..baby?: jesus??
..duuude?: all i can hear in my head is sammii going "ayyyy doooode mahh dooooode"
..the end?: oh nose !



ok 1.5 hours to sleep. more like a nap. or maybe i should watch oprah. i think thats on right now. maybe a little judge judy as well? she was hell mean to this chinese dude yesterday..but he was quite lame also and the defendant was quite a hottie white girl. am wondering if i ought to clear my messy space or not...might be good for twinnie's project.

and the best words i've heard from twinnie's mouth all year: "you all (meaning me and jev) have to drink 7 cans of beer!" i do so love it when work and beer have a little get together.



michael woods f. imogen bailey - if you want me

"In their bid to close the budget deficit, the Thai government had cut subsidies on 'basic foodstuffs, water, public transport, gasoline, and electricity', in addition to 'lay[ing] off public employees'. At this point in time, the agricultural industry in Thailand was already seriously flagging. The large numbers of Thais who had depended upon the government for aid and assistance now found themselves completely alone in the midst of unemployment and price hikes. They said to themselves 'fuck, now we're really screwed' "


ARAHRHAHAHGHAGAHGHAGAGAHGHAGHGHAHAGHHGHGHGHHHG
I HATE MY FUCKING PAPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bangkok bangkok fucking bang cock lar.

i am so annoyed right now.

8 more hours to go and the only words i can think of are: FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK



new order - true faith

THIS IS COMPLETE BURRRSHIT!!
BURRRSHIT!

i absolutely cannot get started on my freakin work.

and then theres tv, tv and more tv. paradise hotel is amazing. charla is so freaking hot i swear.

met up with my wonderful twinnie for oyster fest 2004 today. a dozen oysters each and a really, really fucked up script. twinnie you know what i mean. there is just no love!

as always, we had a fun time grocery shopping at lygon. i've switched over to the dark side. i think i'm a pepsi maxer. anyhow, this is just freaking funny:



dont you think??

ok must concentrate on paradise hotel right now. but can i just say it one more time? charla is hell hot!

oh, this is just classic. so we're talking about birthdays and stuff and sam goes "steff's birthday is on september 11th right?" ahhhh, now it all makes sense. they were just rooting out the heathens. wahahha my twin is so cute oh my god.



*addendum at 3:22am: am in the foulest of foul moods at the moment. called twinnie up to whine and felt marginally better but now i just feel like crap all over again. can you be any more cautious around me? it just feels really bad when you talk to me like that. i am so tired.

*addendum at 6:09am: 640 words down. 1900ish to go. slow and steady. easy does it. i've got over 24 hours. i think i'll be alright. will not stress too much. had abit of a panic attack before but have thankfully calmed self down with a paper bag, and some cigarettes. my mummy flew all the way from the states back to singapore but she refuses to come visit me here in melbourne, in spite of the short flight. there is no love. i will do my work now and wait for my mummy to land in sg before calling her up to whine about my work because there is nobody awake right now to listen...no huney, no twinnie, no winkie. just me and the damned street sweepers (remember how we shrieked outside stalacites that first morning, twin?)

matt darey - liberation (ferry corsten mix)

have just gotten off the phone with lynn and am feeling quite silly right now about my recent splurge. lynn says now i have to stay home for the next two weeks to make amends. i think she's got a point.

anyhow, at this rate, i will probably have to stay home for the next two weeks anyway. after spending much of the night in front of my computer, i have a heading to show for my 12 page paper. i am so fucked.

the computer is acting up again. IE keeps shutting itself down but im going to experiment using mozilla (kudos lynn) to see where the problem is coming from.

am feeling quite annoyed right now about the current state of things (ie, my inability to write). if the weather permits, will probably head down to brunetti's to write. perhaps i need a change of environment or something you know? plus, it's a great excuse to wear my new shoes out.

i was just thinking before about how quickly time is going by. before we even realized, easter came and now april is almost over. then there's may. and then this will all be over. well, i suppose thats why they call it "semester abroad". it wasn't meant to be long-term and you're not supposed to get used to it.

its almost 4. i wonder if twinnie is awake.



bhangra knights - husan (MOS extended mix)

having woken up at 7pm today, i think i ought to stay up to work on my paper. this is the plan, i will work from now, 5am, till about 11am or noon and then sleep til about 5 in the arvo just in time for church. while i acknowledge that my plans dont usually work out, i think i ought to be given some type of credit at least for trying?

remember what i said about staying home all weekend? what i really meant was, im staying home as of sunday. so me going out tonight does not count. it will be the last time i go out for awhile. yes. i will resolve to that.

after coffee at hairy canary and much debate on whether we ought to club at next blue or not, me and claud met up with jevon and headed down to crown where we hung out for abit while waiting for sammii to get off work. jev and claud played pool at kingpin and all i can say to claud is KARMA dude. wahaha. never again.

twinnie, i must say, you looked fan-fucking-tastic in your new shoes and the gorgeous new bag. i dont think i can say it enough, but me so very likey. yang yangs for you.

after meeting up with the abovementioned lovely twin, we decided to head down to chaps for coffee and munchies. was very much feeling like potatoes at chaps. however chaps was really crowded..well not really..they just didnt have seats in the outside smoking section. headed to greco instead, whereupon we ordered two yummy cakes and my favorite fried potatoes and coffees. i was most unhappy that my tomato sauce took forever. you'd think they had a vegetable patch in the back and had to pluck fresh tomatoes for the sauce or something.

sigh. the prospect of doing work is not a cheery one. will stop blogging and stop yakking with winnie and get started on my work and hopefully rise in time for church tommorow. homie if you read this in time, please give me a call in the arvo just so i get up for church.


oh, here's another one for the laughs. claud is trying to say something about god knows what..something about a the buddha or something. and she goes.. "you know? like guan yin niang niang?" oh jesus lord.


boogie pimps - somebody to love (saltshaker remix)



*addendum at 8:00am: jev you most definitely read the date wrong. off of dave seaman's website: 15 May, Room 608 Melbourne with phil k . not a good thing. 15 is a saturday. we all know what that means. major boo.